The Dog Days of Summer

If I wanted to homeschool my children- I would.

This is a rant about the Summer math & reading packets. So… bear with me here.

Let me take you back to May 18th~

I remember the last day of school like it was yesterday. I was psyched. I needed a break from the school grind and so did the kids. It felt, almost, idyllic.  I was going to “tackle” this summer and make it “the most productive, best summer ever”.  We were going to keep a strict schedule and wake up early, start every morning with a few chores, eat 3 healthy meals that I made from scratch, and we were going to get a JUMP on that Summer math packet & reading.

It's August 2nd. School starts in less than 3 weeks. The Farmers Almanac defines the ACTUAL “dog days of summer” as the time between July 3rd and August 11th. Ohhhh my friends. We are DEEP in the damn dog days of summer at Casa Schleifer…

 Yesterday we ate pizza bites for lunch. I begged Lola to change her shirt- swear she had worn it for 3 days in a row (yes, even the daughter is lacking in motivation), I’m begging the boys to wake up before noon, even the dogs are going bat-sh*t because IT WON’T stop raining in Charleston. OH- and the Summer math packet and Summer reading- well motivating the children to do that is like trying to bathe a cat. Not Happening.  

Now, let me just make it CRYSTAL, I love the school we chose to send all three children to. However… I hate the Summer math & reading packet. I feel like a nagging teacher. Which is not fun. This is why I do not have the patience or where with all to home school my children.   I think its OK to let Summer BE SUMMER. Don’t quote me statistics about the knowledge they are losing..blah blah blah. I actually saw some Mom brag on the facebook about how they were done with the packet. A few choice words flew out of my mouth about that show-off, windbag. 😉

In the meantime. I’m too tired to make lunch again today, but I’m going to dig deep, and pull some kick ass parenting guilt trip that will get everyone to finish those Summer packets before the first day of school.

Tilling tip of the day~

August is the last month for heavy pruning of hedges and evergreens before they go dormant in November and December. Trimming too late could cause new growth that won't harden off in time for a freeze and will be killed

Teenager tip of the day~

The average amount of sleep that teenagers get is between 7 and 7 ¼ hours. However, they need between 9 and 9 ½ hours (studies show that most teenagers need exactly 9 ¼ hours of sleep). This tip is so I feel better about the fact that all three children are sleeping so much 😊